"Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down."

unknown (via bbbarze)

(Source: nerdgurl4shur, via intoxicatingly-provocative)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via forgave)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

(via breakinq)

cose-bella:

i dont want to be a stereotypical girl but cowboys and country boys more like hELL YEA

(via dontbesilly-wrapyourwilly)

Dont be a dummy, put it on her tummy ;D

(Source: tx-stateofmind)